Thursday, 26 May 2011

Is It A Hurricane? Is It The Apocalypse? No Its Scotland.

Its a bit snowy...

Horrible weather is nothing new here in Scotland.   The western highlands of Scotland are one of the wettest places in Europe with annual rainfall up to 4,577 mm!  Even thought supposedly Dundee is Scotland's "Sunniest City", I would say this year we have had about two weeks worth of sun here, since I was still having snow days well into February.

Although in the last few weeks it seemed to finally be feeling like summer had arrived, I even got sun burnt and the traditional Scottish t-shirt tan.  Then BOOM.  This week we've had torrential rain and winds of over 100mph.  This week I also had a near death experience, while walking home on Monday from my Higher Physics exam, I was nearly killed by a tree falling down.  Luckily my friend Craig spotted it so I stopped just short being squished.  Walking along to the local pub later that night wasn't easy, like a mini obstacle course with avoiding branches that had fallen off and ones that looked ready to take a dive.  I would really like to know, what happened to the sunbathing weather?!

Now, my friends on Facebook seem to have come up with an answer to this: The Apocalypse.  I can't help but snigger over how dramatic this sounds.  Yes my friends, apparently were all gonna die, 21st October to be precise.  I don't mean to blow my own trumpet but so far in my short 16 years of life I seemed to have survived two supposed 'Doomsdays' so excuse me if i'm not shaking in my metaphorical boots after this prediction.  With Y2K and 6/6/06 under my belt, I'm ready to kick some Doomsday ass.

So yes, due to many random numbers being multiplied, divided and squared together it is said that Jesus had his Second Coming back to earth last weekend, where he saved a supposed 3 million people.  The rest of us unsaved souls?  Well were doomed to 5 months of 'End Times' while Jesus rules and Satan tries to kill him in the Battle of the Apocalypse (not to worry though, as in the Book of Revalations it has already been predicted that Jesus is gonna win, talk about a spoiler) then in October it's bye-bye civilisation.

I don't want to step on anybodies toes here but isn't Gods main message that He loves all of his children?  So what's the deal?  We were naughty and now He's going to kill us all?  This is taking the metaphorical Time-Out-Step to a whole new level.

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